There's a phenomenon happening here (and maybe all over the world) that I like to call "Craig's Law." It happens only when you're broke, but you browse Craig's List anyway, you know, just to see what's out there. You come across something so beautiful, so rare, and so exciting that you'd be a fool to pass it up. Only adding to the allure are the phrases that pop up in the search:
"Can't miss" "Must Have" "The typewriter of your dreams" All true! So, so true.
Case in point is this Hermes 3000 green typewriter. This beauty is all mine!
I've been trying to go about my day but I keep looking to the table, just to make sure it's still there. What a temptress.